11.3.08

DO NOT SEE 10000 BC

having never heard of it, i agreed to see this abomination a few days ago. i agreed because i reasoned with myself that i am a movie fan, and even a bad movie could be somewhat enjoyable. WRONG. this "movie" is the most thoughtless and unoriginal piece of garbage ever to assault my senses. it was clear in the first minute and a half that the directors childlike portrayal of 10,000bc was going to be painfully predictable, and the rest of the movie was no less. it followed every stereotypical situation involving a hero saving his heroine, and of course including plenty of jewelry made of bones, cave drawings, and biblical references. i found out yesterday that it is the number one grossing movie right now. do not support this sick excuse for a film, or spend your money on it, because it will molest you. unless you're an eight year old boy or a devoted roland emmerich fan in which case you should be tortured anyway.

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